Church of the Alien Mind?!?

Not too many dreams last night. My ability to sleep properly has been a bit dampened since moving to Pittsburgh. The reason: It's too noisy here. The road in front of our home is like a speedway, even though it' situated on a sharp turn and steep hills. They all drive with absolutely no sense at all. It also seems to be the norm for every redneck male in a 100 mile radius to have an over-sized,obnoxious gas-guzzling truck that is loud enough to wake the dead. It's a living hell. In order to not go insane from sleep deprivation I've resorted to taking just over the safe dosage of sleeping pills as well as wearing ear plugs, running a loud fan to block out the noise pollution and I sleep with a pillow over my head. If I'm lucky, I'll get a max of four hours of sleep. Now everyone knows why I really want to move away from this hell. I did squeak out an interesting quirky dream. Enjoy!

Dream: The Church of the Alien Mind
I am standing outside in the wide open countryside and I am soooooo happy to be free of the noisy city. It is heaven. I hear a bird chirping and a lady appears in front of me. "Now where in the heck did she come from?" I  exclaim. The lady smiles and tells me she would like to invite me to attend the Church of the Alien Mind. The what!!!!?!! When does it start and where is it? She smiles and disappears. Wait! You can't just tell me something and then pop out like that! Come back! End of dream.

Interpretation: This was quite interesting. I have a spirit guide who is a gypsy and dresses like a cross between a Mad Hatter and RuPaul. She's short and comes off as being stark raving mad lunatic but she's speaks in symbolism but is spot on in everything she tells me. I've also learned she likes to disguise herself. For some reason I think this was her doings. She's quite the trickster but I love working with her because she shows me wild things right before something good comes into my life. So... what is the message? I suspect that a spiritual teacher is coming into my life. One that will be properly guiding me as to all the mysterious things that have been happening in my life. My loneliness as a soul is coming to an end as I reunite with others like me. Now this could be quite an adventure. Church of the Alien Minds. Sounds like title for a Terry Prattchet novel.